FIRST TIME I WAS EVER “KISS”ED
So I went out the other night. REALLY OUT. Not out for an ice cream cone, not out to the grocery store, REALLY OUT! Did I have fun you ask?
My friend’s husband founded something called www.rockcamp.com . No, this is not where people with horrible diseases go to forget that they are likely not going to live a full life, this is for-profit. You go for five days where your “counselor” is someone like my new boyfriend in the picture over here (yes, he is really from the band “KISS” – Gene Simmons? The guy was “tonguing” me, you think I was gonna stop him and ask?)
Anyway, after camp ends, they have a little “recital” at the Whiskey A Go-Go on Sunset Blvd, which is where I went right after I volunteered Sunday night. I guess it was God’s way of thanking me for helping those in need and a way to forget the humiliation I’d suffered at the hands of those two women who I swear to f**king God looked like mother and daughter, I don’t care what they say.
18 Responses “FIRST TIME I WAS EVER “KISS”ED”
Ah, when I was 15 I loved Kiss!
Now, they just scare me…
Can you even imagine all the nasty places that tongue has been? Blech!
If this pic gets around and guys see the length of your tongue, I predict you will get a lot more dates…
Do either of you have a breath mint?
I really need to get out more…
Hope you had fun.
Your date is not at all shy with the eyeliner, which makes you okay in my book.
Awwww, he’s cute. I love his spikes which seem to “come” over many specific parts of his body. And his Adam’s apple is like none I’ve ever seen before. I guess when a guy has a long tongue (which he seems to indeed have) they have big Adam’s Apples, too. Or maybe that’s just a guy thing?
Jen
Your tongue almost rivals Gene Simmons…a match made in heaven perhaps?
Say, what’s the tuition for that camp?
Yellow ponytail holders really RAWK. I remember the first time Janis vomited Southern Comfort on my shoes, if she hadn’t had her hair neatly tied back it would have been way worse.
I’ve been to Whiskey A Go Go about 100 years ago (30 but who’s counting) doesn’t look like it’s changed much.
I’m thinking you’re probably going to get more dates real fast with this pic.
P.S. Way to go on the mother daughter thing. Hylarious.
Wow – you’re really living the dream!
Sounds like you had fun. Stock up on sanitizer before you go there again. Photo is priceless!
just went/blogged the kiss concert. frekking LOUD.
your tongue is impressive. sadly, I don’t go that way, but you should be proud.
Are you trying to shake me? Your feed wasn’t updating and I just figured out I’ve missed all these posts.
I’m sure you switched to Wordpress just to throw me…yes, me… off.
Oh and on the post.. that’s not Gene’s tongue…it’s not long enough. Don’t ask me how I know.
The tongue doesn’t look long enough…STJ
His hair kills me. I will never let my go like that. When it truly goes, I am shaving the damn thing. None of this pretending not to be going bald by growing a long pony tail crap.