I will keep all this in mind. As a desperate single woman, I may need to go see about a thing or two…
Hahaha! I will remember this next time I am in a sex shop and my phone rings!
See? That’s why I can’t go into a sex shoppe, b/c all you’d hear would be my gasping and too loudly whispering of “OH MY GOD!”
All that, without any devices.
They have spanking classes? Where I live, the sex shops are more likely to have classes for carrying a concealed weapon.
This is my favorite thing that you’ve ever posted.
you much live where my ex boyfriend is from , Texas
well then that makes two of us
Thank goodness I watched this before my next trip to the sex shop. Can I at least put my phone on vibrate?
Oh, and don’t try to return a remote devices that didn’t work as my husband and I did. Really. We returned it. OMG. We still can’t believe we not only purchased it, but returned it… which was worse?
well. Good thing your MOM didn’t call!
Gummy Peters? Seems wrong on so many levels!
sour patch. Yummy
I can do you one better. After my sister’s wedding reception, my husband and my brother convinced my mother that our step-father said that if anyone wanted to go to the sex shop, we could all pile in their van if it was ok with her.
My brother, his now-wife, my step-father, my mother, my husband and I (and my bottle of wine) piled into their van and drove 45 minutes to the sex shop.
My mother hid her eyes.
My brother pointed and laugh.
I? Stocked up on lube and toys.
Upon reflection? I probably should have shared that bottle of wine with my mother.
You are sooo adorable! Omg, you look exactly the same as i remember you, same laugh everything!