My friend called me the other day and as typical for people over the age of 40, we were discussing our health, you know like how my hearing is going and the fact that she feels like she's getting a flappy vagina.
I know some of you might think, "TMI, TMI" and yet, my first thought upon hearing this was "Diet Book".
I've decided to write one called, "the flappy vagina". Inside there will be no recipes, just the words "flappy vagina" and maybe a color by numbers outline of one on every page and I can guarantee you, if you read this book cover to cover, all 500 pages of it, you're appetite will be permanently supressed.
Now, being the curious mind that I am, I went to Wikipedia and looked up "flappy vagina" because A) I clearly need to get a life and B) As my friend is a couple of years younger than me, I was curious/terrified to find out if this was something that happened to all women or just blondes.
Also, as I'm sure you can imagine, I didn't feel comfortable asking my friend to go into any detail about her "condition" because I honestly felt that any further description would have made it impossible for me to ever see her again and not just want to yell out, "hey there flappy, how goes it?"
Anyway, the only thing Wikipedia could tell me was:
You may create the page "Flappy vagina", but consider checking the search results below to see whether it is already covered.
Well, considering the only search result I got talked about flappy jaws, it looks like it's a go. So any information you might have on the subject will be greatly appreciated by the many people who suffer from this horrible condition and yet are clearly too embarrassed to talk about it, oh, except my friend of course.