Today I was sent a “Jewpon” by Jdate.com. I have no idea what I would get in exchange for it but if you were to hand me one I would:
1. Do all your complaining
2. Make sure you get a second opinion and soon after decide that that is not good and then insist on a third one
3. Tell your kids they will be cut off if they refuse to finish college
4. Perpetually worry for you
5. Go for your MRI, your CAT scan, your blood test.
7. Marry a nice doctor
8. Come up with a million reasons why you should be paranoid that you are in trouble/someone doesn’t like you/you’re dying
9.Talk in the form of yelling so your ideas/thoughts will be heard especially in a room full other Jews.
10. Make people around you feel incredibly guilty
11. See your psychologist
12. See your psychiatrist
13. If it’s too bland, don’t worry, I’ll eat it.
=====================================Yoohoo!!!! Quick Announcement