WTF? In 57 seconds

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  1. tracey says:

    Well, if I were her, I’d assume you’d thought that I meant that I had “Come” 3 times that week instead of worked out… You know? Maybe that’s what you were thinking? Because that’s what I WOULD have thought. Though I might have neglected the finger…

  2. Melissa says:

    Damn, girl. You need to get laid.

  3. Melissa says:

    Although I would probably have the same reaction these days. ;p

  4. That made me laugh out loud.

    But I just have to know, what was her response?

  5. Beth says:

    I have a single friend…

  6. Dear heaven, I want to hang out with you. While I’m laughing at this story again, I’ll tell you about the time I was a newspaper editor and repeated – to assure the spelling – the last name of the person I was interviewing by spelling out the F-word (because it was sort of close to their actual name)(oh, and they were Amish)(hooray!)(and then I died).

  7. Casey says:

    Well I say fuck her and fuck you too. Gettin all skinny and shit. I’m off to eat a donut on your behalf.

    Seriously though, I have inappropriate reactions like that all the time. The other day, I was joking with someone who said my kids were cute and I told her she could have them. Kidding, of course. So then I said “take them, I’ll SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY”. Which, in case you didn’t know is basically the joke for calling someone the C word. Keeping it classy here in FL.

  8. Was she talking about sex or working out?

    Either way, that was hilarious.

  9. Oh my god, I’m cracking up. My daughter is sitting here and she’s cracking up too. Sorry, but she’s 15; what do they say? “It’s all good.”

  10. Gretchen says:

    I’m so sorry.

  11. Jennifer H says:

    Man, if that’s what happens, maybe I should take a new look at exercise. That’s not what she meant? Oh.

    But if it was? I’d have flipped her off, too…

  12. blognut says:

    I don’t know how you’re going to fix that – but it made me laugh!

  13. Really?

    I wish I could give you a little video, because I just have to respond by giving you the finger. But it’s only because you’re working out, and, well, I’m not.

  14. P.S. I’m sure you were just meaning to give her a thumbs up or a pat on the back, and you just confused them, and it came out as a bird. It’s okay.

  15. Sophie says:

    You mean making embarrassing mistakes NEVER stops? Oh, groan.

    There, there. I’m sure she doesn’t even remember it anymore. Or is right now forwarding your post to all her friends saying “Jassica blogged about ME!”

  16. Given my track record for working out, I would have subliminally flipped her off, too.

  17. Kathy says:

    Omg you right that was so much better live than in writing….so funny!

  18. Suzy says:

    That’s like the time I was discussing some music group with a young (very young) music producer in my building. While I did not give him the finger, my response to his question of “Have you heard of the band_______?” I responded, “Yeah, they’re really hop.”

    I SAID HOP.

    I was trying to combine Hot and Hip and why he didn’t just kill me on the spot I have no idea.

    Vlog Very Vunny.

  19. I didn’t know working out could be so orgasmic. I better get started.

    I probably would have had the same reaction as you did – and yes, you definitely needed to do that in vlog form, the hilarity would have been lost in text. ;)

  20. Suzicate says:

    Your subconscious just hijacked your body…it could’ve happened to any of us. That’s EXACTLY what I would have wanted to rely to any one who works out three times a week. Why? Because I’m lazy and I’m a b****!

  21. Oh sister, that is funny.

  22. Too funny. I have no other words at the moment, which is probably a good thing.

    It’s been a while since I’ve been here. Glad I’m back!

  23. Alexandra says:

    I don’t care why you did it, or what made you do it, or what weird muscle memory thing was going on…all I care is that you did it and it just cracked me up.

    Laughed out loud…so, sorry, but your pain and humiliation was worth my laugh for the day.

    Thank you for your fuck up…

    peace…

  24. Lee of MWOB says:

    Oh dude. I just kinda love your vlogging scene. Do it more often.

    And I kinda got the sexual reference too….coming three times. I just thought at first that was quite impressive. But going to the gym three times a week is impressive too.

    But you? You’re the most impressive of all with your inappropriate hand gestures….

  25. AmyMusings says:

    That was your best blog ever!! I loved it!!!!!!!

  26. Okay. Okay. Okay.
    Here’s what you do.

    You either tell her that in NY the middle finger is an affectionate term, you know, the way we call each other dumbass to encourage each other to go on living.

    If that doesn’t work, you’re going to have to find another gym…

  27. Alexandra says:

    Oh my gosh…had to watch it again, cracks me up as much as the first time.

  28. AmazingGreis says:

    LMAO! Remind me not to tell you any good news when I see you live and in person next. Will you be at BH in August?

  29. Lawyer Mom says:

    I’ve so been there! Fret not.

  30. magpie says:

    It’s because she said she CAME three times. Lucky girl.

  31. Joanie M says:

    I thought for sure you were going to have a sexual response to that. I know I did!

  32. p-huong says:

    I like Magpie’s response. That was exactly where I thought you were going to take the conversation. I wonder what that says about me and sex.

  33. Lady Fi says:

    Just tell her that giving her the finger is the Jewish way of saying: Well done!

    Now tell me – how did she react? I mean, maybe she didn’t even notice.. right?

  34. I think you meant it was fucking awesome, right?

  35. Ann's Rants says:

    This made me laugh–very very funny. I love you being you.

  36. I know I’m late to the party but OMG this made me laugh so hard… you are hysterical. Please don’t give me the finger for saying that.

  37. Oh my goodness, that was hilarious.

  38. Coco says:

    I would love to have heard her response….

  39. Grumble Girl says:

    Oh my god, I think I just fell in love with you. That’s fricking hilarious. (And? Sounds like something I would have totally done too. Hee!!)

  40. Secrets Kept says:

    I dont care who you are, now that’s funny.

  41. Okay, I just watched this again, because it was in the linkwithin boxes, and I laughed my ass off all over again. As I’m sure I’ll do next time I watch it.

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