Five things I know for sure about 2010
My daughter will continue to grow in both, height, weight and attitude
My porch will not repair itself on its own. It doesn’t care what year it is.
There are 42 messages waiting for me on Jdate that I will never read, especially the one from the guy who goes by the screen name, “GoldenLips”.
I will never wake up at any time in the morning and think, “God, I feel good”.
I will never go to bed before 11pm, no matter how early I have to wake up and no matter how many times I tell myself if I don’t go to bed before 11pm I’m going to be very sorry.
For my resolutions, which will likely end up remaining just that, please go and click over here.
What about the screen name “LargePackage.” He would probably be a great match.
I wish I could stay up past 10pm myself! I used to be such a night owl, but I’m a total old person now. Early to bed, early to rise. Lame-o.
I’ve always been partial to the screen name Me Big Hung Low. After all, I married him.
Aw, come on. Be openminded in 2010, he could be a winner.
Another thing I know: I will not stop with the sarcasm in 2010.
Your daughter’s attitude will continue to grow long after she stops growing. Just a fair warning.
Happy New Year Jessica!
I was asleep last night at 11p. Of course, that was after a bottle of wine and an hour of naked Boom Blox Bash Party for Wii. Because when you’re 40-ish, that’s the way life rolls man.
We ARE a lot alike; I will never go to bed before 11 unless I’m ill, and waking in the morning…not so fun.
As for Golden Lips, I too would run like Hell!
Golden lips? Stay far away from that fella!!
I also have issues with staying up too late…I always pay for it in the morning.
Happy New Year!!!
I may be asleep by 11pm but I’m up at 3am. Why? Glad you asked (you’ll be sorry), I’m changing my sleepwear for something that isn’t dripping with sweat. Oh yeah, menopause it just awesome.
David Beckham is called Goldenballs and you wouldn’t kick him out of bed would you?
Another thing I know for sure about 2010 is that you will NOT STOP BEING SO FUNNY!
Hahahahah. LOVE your blog. x
By the way. Tagged you over at mine here http://bit.ly/5Q6mDr
Don’t have to do it if you don’t want to tho. Up to you!
Oh, c’mon. You’re not even a little tempted by GoldenLips?
I’m with you on this list, especially not every waking up all refreshed and chipper. Maybe it has to do with all the late nights watching tv, but I am not willing to find out.
My five year old daughter has managed to come up with an attitude that is 10 years older than she is. Love her dearly, but this ‘tude has got to go.
How can you resist Goldenlips? Even just for the sheer blog power of a date with him. Take one for the team!
GoldenLips, wow. From here on out you should only date guys with the screen name “LotsOfMoney” or “LargeBankAccount”.
huh. I can’t stay UP until 11. What are you? 21?
How do you manage to stay up so late?
And I hear you about your kid’s attitude… long may it last!
“I will never wake up at any time in the morning and think, “God, I feel good”.” Yeah…me neither.
Happy New Year to you!
GoldenLips? Could have been worse. Much, much worse, like say GoldenDong.
I have been a nightowl since I was born. My parents have complained about it since I was born. Last night, I went to bed around 2-ish, as I have every night of my time off during the last two weeks. Now I’m going to have to retrain myself to go to bed by midnight. I’m tired of conforming to our culture. I think we should make our own. On an island. In the Carribean. Wait, maybe that already exists and I’m in the wrong latitude…
I resolved a few years ago to not make resolutions. My new year isn’t looking much better than yours.
it’s like the antiresolutions. or something. or the revolutions, as my daughter said yesterday.
Waiting for you, sweet pie!
Love,
Golden Lips.